cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
RACHAEL RAY NO.
COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT
“Help me”
“I’m going to fucking die”
I just dribbled a large gulp of soda on myself and my laptop
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wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.
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